Nigeria Makes List Of World Cup Teams Allowed To Have Sex

The issue of Sex and football has been a controversial one with most teams at the World cup banning sex totally because they believe it will affect the performance of players, while others approve of it because they feel it relaxes the players. Others however, approve with conditions.

Nigeria approves of sex at the world cup only if it involves the wives of the player. No girlfriend's allowed, so Nigerian wives can be rest assured their men won't be frolicking with Brazilian beauties.

Ghana banned sex with wives or girlfriends completely. French players can only have sex as long as it doesn't last all night. And Brazilian players are allowed too as long as it's not acrobatic. Below is the list of countries who ban/approve of their player's having sex...

ALLOWED 
Nigeria (Sex, but only in wedlock.)
Germany
Argentina
Spain
USA
Australia,
Italy
Netherlands
Switzerland
Uruguay
England
France

NO SEX
Russia
Chile
Mexico
Bosnia
Herzegovina
Ghana
South Korea

UNKNOWN
Cameroon
Netherlands
Côte d'Ivoire
Greece
Japan
Costa Rica
Ecuador
Switzerland
Iran
Portugal
Algeria
Belgium